Friday, October 17, 2008

Top 10 condom slogans

1. Protect your pole before u battle with the hole
2. Don't be silly protect your willy
3. If your not going to sack it go home and whack it
4. If you think she spunky, cover you monkey
5. A crank with armor will never harm her
6. The right selection will protect your erection
7. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
8. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
9. She wont get sick if you wrap your dick
10. If you go into heat, package your meat





Brand Name Condoms and Their Slogans

1. Nike Condoms: Just do it.
2. Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?
3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
5. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
6. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
7. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
8. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Point and Shoot!
9. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately?
10. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
11. Jeep-Eagle Condom: There's Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)
12. The Saturn Condom: A *Different* Kind of Condom
13. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
14. NY Lotto Condoms: 'Cause, hey -- you never know.
15. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
16. EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
17. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
18. Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
19. Diet Coke Condom: Just for the taste of it.
20. Lays Condom: Betcha can't have just one.
21. Bud-Lite Condom: Where's the Love Man!
22. Honda Motorcycle Condom: Come Ride With Us
23. SEVEN-UP Condom: The UN-Condom
24. Iomega Condom: For All Your Stuff
25. Microsoft Condom: Where do you want to go today? We are universally compatible.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Top 10 cities to get some lovin

Are you having enough sex? Maybe its not you, maybe it is were you live. I bet you did not know that their are regular cities having more sex then San Francisco and Berkly even New York did not make the Top 10.

I didn't make these numbers up they are all coming from Census Bureau and A.C. Nielsen Data that shows these Top 10 have more sex, higher birth rates per Capita and yep the condom sales are even higher in these areas a whooping 189% higher then the national average. So here we go.

1. Denver, Colorado

The Mile High City with a slogan "TRY THE AIR" and advertising Mile High Weddings. Well the numbers show they are doing everything they can to keep warm during the winter months. contraceptive sales are 289% higher then national average.

2. Portland, Oregon
Microbreweries, rose gardens, and coffeehouses aren't the only thing Portland residents have to smile about. This Pacific Northwestern town's contraceptive sales per capita are 127 percent higher than those of most U.S. locales. Plus, the city ranks sixth in sales at Pure Romance, a company that offers an exclusive line of products for "relationship enhancement."

3. Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Home of the prestigious University of Michigan, this quintessential college town was hailed as the sexiest city in America by Amazon.com. Why? According to the online bookseller, which calculated the types of books they sell to cities across the country, books about sex account for 24 percent of Ann Arbor's residents' romantic purchases.

4. San Antonio, Texas.
The second-largest city in the Lone Star state, San Antonio is known as a multicultural Mecca filled with historic landmarks-and apparently, fornication. The Alamo City's contraceptive sales per capita are as high as Portland's, and when it comes to condom sales in particular, San Antonio is the U.S.'s second-leading location. What's more, according to the CDC, Texas boasts the nation's second-highest birth rates (17.1 percent).

5. Boise, Idaho.
The most populous city in the Gem State, Boise boasts a 25-mile riverfront greenbelt as well as a high quality of life. What's more, it's a hotbed for sex, boasting the country's second-highest birth rates per capita (interestingly, the city also ranks tenth when it comes to condom sales).

6. Seattle, Washington.
The birthplace of grunge, Microsoft, and Starbucks has more than loud music, high-tech gadgets, and espresso to offer. In fact, the Emerald City's contraceptive sales per capita are 127 percent higher than those of the rest of the country. In addition, the city ranks second when it comes to sales at Babeland, a women-friendly erotica shop.

7. Washington, D.C.
Sex and politics may make dangerous bedfellows, but that's not prompting Washington politicos to embrace abstinence. Contraceptive sales are a whopping 189 percent higher in the nation's capital than the rest of the country, and when it comes to sales at Babeland, the city ranks fifth.

8. Alexandria, Virginia/Salt Lake City, Utah (tie)
As it turns out, Virginia really is for lovers, with Alexandria leading the nation in romantic purchases at Amazon.com, including books about relationships. Meanwhile, Salt Lake City boasts the country's third highest birth rates per capita, with contraceptive sales that are 107 percent higher than those of most American locales.

9. Cincinnati, Ohio.
Known for its scenic, small-town charm, Cincinnati, not Las Vegas, may be the real "sin city." Although its birth rates have been declining for decades, residents of the Midwestern metropolis buy contraceptives at a 70 percent higher rate than the rest of the country; when it comes to sales at Pure Romance, Cincinnati ranks third.

10. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
This academic hub, which houses both Harvard and M.I.T., is also the city with the most relationship savvy: 58 percent of its romantic Amazon.com purchases are books about relationships. Cambridge's lower-than-average birth rates kept it from earning a top spot on our list, but it's interesting to note that in 1991 Massachusetts became the first location to institute a statewide condom availability program in its high schools.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Fashion With Condoms

I have always wanted to post about this so here it goes.

Models in Beijing July 11 2007 (that's my birthday)for the Reproduction Health New Technology & Products Expo wore outfits made of condoms.

Girls wore all shapes of condoms some were made like dresses, hats bikinis and other clothes made from condoms.






















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My first day of blogging

I am new to this as you can read in my title so here I will tell you about me then from here on out I will tell you about the condom industry.

First I am 26 years young and have been working in the condom industry or the dipped latex industry as the older people call it for 5 years. I started working when I was 15 in Junction City Kansas selling food for a freezer warehouse then joined another outside sales team selling credit card machines to small businesses. One day I walk into an office in Fremont California trying to sell my merchant account to them they liked my approach and liked that they sold condoms and that was that. Now 4 years later I launched my own retail brand called MAXPRO CONDOMS. Now the purpose of this blog is going to shed light on the importance of condoms, funny things about condoms, how they are made and a hole lot more.

I hope you enjoy your reading and your eye candy that will be provided and if their is anything you would like to know just tell me.

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