Top 10 condom slogans

1. Protect your pole before u battle with the hole
2. Don't be silly protect your willy
3. If your not going to sack it go home and whack it
4. If you think she spunky, cover you monkey
5. A crank with armor will never harm her
6. The right selection will protect your erection
7. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
8. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
9. She wont get sick if you wrap your dick
10. If you go into heat, package your meat





Brand Name Condoms and Their Slogans

1. Nike Condoms: Just do it.
2. Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?
3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
5. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
6. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
7. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
8. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Point and Shoot!
9. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately?
10. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
11. Jeep-Eagle Condom: There's Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)
12. The Saturn Condom: A *Different* Kind of Condom
13. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
14. NY Lotto Condoms: 'Cause, hey -- you never know.
15. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
16. EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
17. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
18. Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
19. Diet Coke Condom: Just for the taste of it.
20. Lays Condom: Betcha can't have just one.
21. Bud-Lite Condom: Where's the Love Man!
22. Honda Motorcycle Condom: Come Ride With Us
23. SEVEN-UP Condom: The UN-Condom
24. Iomega Condom: For All Your Stuff
25. Microsoft Condom: Where do you want to go today? We are universally compatible.